why do they keep DOING this to me?

Do yourself & your baby a favor and EAT A GODDAMNED SANDWICH.
When I was pregnant with The Toddler, Britney Spears was pregnant with Sean Preston & Jennifer Garner was pregnant with Violet. I was sandwiched between the stars, due in November when Spears was due in late September/early October and Garner in mid-December. Now, I’ve gone and got myself pregnant with babe #2, and who’s knocked up now? Due, according to conjecture, 6 weeks before I am? Nicole “it’s not an eating disorder, it’s heroin addiction” Ritchie. And of course I’m going to follow the news like a freakin’ VULTURE because that is what I DO.
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